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Joke of the Day
"Roses Are Red, I call it bold and brash Even though I think its art It belongs in the trash"
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"At the grocery store, my daughter held up two types of fabric softener... ...and she asked, ""Would you rather have dryer sheets, or dryer balls?"""
"What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch? Paddy O' furniture"
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. . . . . .and orders a beer. When he finishes is, the barkeep asks ""Have another?"" Descartes replies ""I think not."" . . .and POOF. He vanishes."
"I just dropped my iPhone in liquor, and now Siri is slurring her words, won't stop talking, stumbling and trying to have sex with me."
"What do you call a teacher who doesn't flatulate in public. A private tutor. -Credits to my cousin ;)"
"Lead me not into temptation... fcuk that, follow me, I know a shortcut."
"My neighbour said I'm not allowed to feed the baby raccoons living in their shed. I wonder if they'd prefer left over chicken to sandwiches"
"How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb? Sikhs."
"A sandwich is better than sex. Because nothing is better than sex and a sandwich is better than nothing."