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Joke of the Day
"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, its a hardware problem"
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"Twitter...because if it can't be described in 140 characters or less, did it really ever happen?"
"Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days? Because 7 days makes a hole weak"
"Nicki Minaj knows we can see her, right?"
"""Dance like the photo's not being tagged, Love like you've never been unfriended, Status Update like nobody's following."""
"A man went to see the doctor The doctor told him ""you need to stop masturbating"" The man asked ""why?"" The doctor replied ""I need to finish the exam"""
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? Don't worry, he worked it out with a pencil."
"I don't understand why French is considered the language of love... Have you heard Latin? It's so obviously **roman**tic."
"Some apples don't fall far from the tree, BUT other apples catch a good roll and keep rolling...and rolling...and rolling.."
"Being an adult is basically that feeling when the fireworks are over and it's time to go home, but all the time."