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Joke of the Day
"If Obama had run against a cop in the 2012 Presidential Election... He would have got beaten."
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"Why did the little girl eat her money for lunch? Because her mom gave her money for lunch. 8 year old sister told me this joke, gave me a good laugh."
"A joke my physics teacher told us Student: ""Did you get a haircut?"" Teacher: ""No I got them all cut."""
"Similarity between a feminist and a gun? They are both loud when triggered."
"What's the famous Confederacy battle cry? We Surrender!"
"On Facebook, my friend became a fan of Paris Hilton, Heidi Montag and Nickelback. I became a fan of unfriending her."
"Son: am I adopted? Me: not yet, but we're hopeful."
"Why did France really surrender to Germany? *Hitler was being Vichy.* [Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.]"
"Before Batgirl can become Batwoman she has to have a Batmitzvah."
"Nice try, resealable potato chip bags."