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Joke of the Day

"A student walks up to their teacher. Student: ""Teacher, would you ever get mad at me for something I didn't do?"" Teacher: ""Of course not! why?"" Student: ""Because I didn't do my homework"""

"#1 Joke Voted by Australia My life"

"What is Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Craft."

"I need to get in shape. If I was murdered right now my chalk outline would be a circle."

"You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word."

"Did you hear about the blackout? Don't worry, I shot him."

"Snuck a peak at my therapist's notepad after telling her about my childhood, and it was just dollar signs."

"Never trust a person with 2 anuses Because they're biassed"

"A neutron walks into a bar and asks, ""how much for a beer?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, no charge."""

"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Unless he's a vegan then I'm pretty sure you can just get there through his p*ssy."