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Joke of the Day

"what would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if he was a member of Al Qaeda? GET TO THE VIRGINS"

"I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high She looked surprised."

"I was flipping through the channels.... and my wife asked was on the TV. I said ""dust"" And that's how the fight started."

"Why did Trump go to space? Because hot air rises"

"A doe walks out of the woods.... A doe walks out of the woods, shakes herself off and says, ""Well. I'll never do THAT for two bucks again.""."

"Boyfriend Joke To GF Today, I had to appear in court. My boyfriend gave me a chocolate to eat for comfort. The quote on the wrapper read ""Today, you are exactly where you should be."""

"If youre giving mouth-to-mouth, and you don't want to get germs, you can put a harmonica between your lips and the victim's"

"My parents always warned me about having sex before marriage... But somehow I'm in their wedding picture."

"Thai masseuses are deceitful bitches Give them a chance and they'll walk all over you"

"How do you know women don't watch porn? They all end up on Back Room Casting Couch."