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Joke of the Day

"My parents always warned me about having sex before marriage... But somehow I'm in their wedding picture."

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"Why don't black people know how to swim Because nobody jumped off the ship"
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"Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield? Its arse."
"EARTH: Let's just be friends MOON: Ok I understand [circles the earth for 4 billion years]"
"What is a 72? A 69 with 3 people watching."
"I need Jesus in my life This lawn aint gonna cut itself"
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