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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between ""ooo"" and ""ahhhh""? About 3 inches."

"A Funny Joke My Life..."

"Thor is riding on the back of his mighty war horse. He shouts ""I AM THOR! I AM THOR!"" His horse replies: ""That's because you forgot your thaddle thilly!"""

"If I am ever on life support, unplug me ... ... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Ethiopian and full of milk. (I'm so sorry)"

"My dad died five years ago but I still see him everywhere I look. Makes me wish I hadn't dismembered him."

"The greatest trick Facebook ever pulled was to convince the world we actually want to keep in touch with people we went to school with."

"So now i hear donald trump wants to put auto gun turrets on his wall I say, do the coastlines too. Keep out those merpeople!"

"What do you call a six sided shape that's missing? A hex-a-gone"

"I went to my doctor and he told me I had to stop masturbating... I asked him why, and he said ""So I can examine you!"""