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Joke of the Day
"Watching X-Men. Hard to believe that all this stuff actually happened."
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"*Burglar breaks into my room* *he looks around* *he softly wakes me up* Dude do you need some money or something? I'd be happy to help"
"My close friend lost much of his life savings due to his Galaxy S5 Fingerprint Scanner being hacked and when he told me the story it brought me to tears. I guess you could say it was pretty touching."
"What's the difference between an African American lesbian and someone flying a confederate flag? One's a black that hates dicks, the other's a dick that hates blacks."
"She's so wrinkled, her mother was a Shar Pei."
"Women are like hand grenades If you take off the ring you lose your house and half your belongings"
"Q. Why is the book ""Women Who Love Too Much"" a disappointment for many men? A. No phone numbers."
"You know why ancient Greek children were always getting lost from their parents? 'Cause they kept Roman around!"
"Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day? Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly."
"I was so happy to hear Apple added a new camera feature.. With the addition of panorama I can finally send dick pics to my ex wife!!"