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Joke of the Day

"Alright, alright. You can all have jet packs! [two days later] Reporter: Another 8000 dead today due to sky rage."

"New York City is the only place where sound travels faster than light. I always hear the horn before the light turns green."

"What do cows like on their hotdogs? MOOstard."

"I like my women how I like my rum. Dark and full of coke."

"The fact that there isn't a brand of crackers called Cracka Ass Crackers really makes me lose faith in black entrepreneurial spirit."

"Apple Computer is taking steps to protect user privacy. Their new policy is iWon't tell...iPromise"

"Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from? A: Ethiopia!"

"Did you hear about the fat chick I fucked on the elevator? It was wrong on so many levels."

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice!"

"Two men walk into a bar... *Thwack* *Thwack* Both are sent to the hospital for concussions"