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Joke of the Day

"Alright, alright. You can all have jet packs! [two days later] Reporter: Another 8000 dead today due to sky rage."

"Why did the tree keep getting grounded? Because it was s knotty pine!"

"With all these new apple devices, what's gonna be next? The iPoor"

"What did the people call the bad hot dog stand? The WURST!"

"How does a butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty"

"Chemists do tell jokes, but there's no reaction because all their people skills Argon. Omg, that's Sodium funny, right? Na? Okay."

"I can never tell if a mother duck is being dutifully followed by her ducklings or chased by a gang of young duck criminals."

"Higgs boson walks into a Catholic church Priest says 'you're not allowed in here! Get out!' Higgs Boson looks at him confused, 'but without me you can't have mass.'"

"Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says ""I'd like a beer"" And the second says, ""I'd like rum"" They didn't wanna get H20. They were in flint."

"There are some problems in life that can be solved with chocolate....others require a full clip and a shovel."