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Joke of the Day
"I care about how girls feel. The firmer the better."
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"A tenner killed a baby it was a new low"
"I can't stop making figurines of Frodo It's hobbit forming."
"It's sad old people won't live to see time travel, because how bad do they want to find the jerk who carpeted over this beautiful hardwood?"
"MAN: I'll get pasta & she'll have the salad COW: What's that mean? MAN: Uh- COW: I'm fat? MAN: ... You're a cow? PIG AT NEXT TABLE: Ooo"
"Why do woman vacuum? So they can practice there sucking."
"""Honey"" said Mrs. Beldon to her husband ""Lester's teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia."" ""Encyclopedia my eye!"" exclaimed Beldon. ""Let him walk to school like I did."""
"I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger Then it hit me"
"What my father said to my prospective college roommate the first time they met... Do you know how to tell if you roommate is gay?? His cock tastes like shit!!"
"My new haircut is really starting to grow on me"