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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? because North Korean missiles cant go that far"
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"My friend started a business in Afghanistan selling land mines that look like prayer rugs.. He says prophets are going through the roof."
"Scientists recently discovered the source of the quark... It's the sound made by a posh duck."
"Q: Why did the sheep jump into the lake? A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th."
"Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn? To scare off Cat burglars!"
"Do you know how to make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it"
"My mother is like cloud storage. Everyone shares her and i have no idea where she's located. Ps: I don't know if i phrased everything correctly."
"How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb? Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity."
"How do you make your wife scream during sex? You call and tell her about it."
"Why is Jesus bad at hockey? He always gets nailed to the boards."