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Joke of the Day
"Answer: ""On Wisconsin"" Question: ""Where will Duke be spending much of tonight dunking?"""
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"My wife just threatened to kill me in my sleep, which seems much less horrifying than being killed wide awake. She's always been thoughtful."
"*pulls away from kissing -What does CVS stand for?"
"Good Answer A white couple gets a black child. Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black? Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!"
"You hear about the kids book that explains the Big Bang and Big Crunch to children? ""One Shift, Two Shift, Red Shift, Blue Shift."" By Doppler Seuss."
"What do you call a goblin with an injured leg? A hobblin' goblin"
"We're probably like 10 years away from ppl running for president strictly for more Twitter followers"
"A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and then his wife didn't speak to him for 6 months. It was part of the deal"
"Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone."
"Hitler was the original Social Justice Warrior Adolf Hitler is the story of a failed liberal art student who blamed it on ethnicities he deemed privileged."