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Joke of the Day
"Nazis would love heather bresch Because she is killing off the genetically impure"
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"Coworker: ""How was your weekend?"" Me: ""You know, they killed Socrates because he asked too many questions."""
"""So, you're going that way? Cool. Me too."" - Dogs"
"Why did 10 die? Cuz he was in the middle of 9/11"
"What do you call a shark with no friends? A lone shark"
"So a seal Walks into a club.. *Rim shot*"
"What do The Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? The both circle Uranus and get rid of Klingons."
"You're so fat, they oughta call your dick ""Gary Oldman"" ...Cause it always disappears into a roll."
"Adam and Eve are in the Garden of Eden... and they decide to bathe in the river. God shows up and sees Eve washing her vagina and shouts, ""No! Now all of the fish are going to smell like that!"""
"Kosher Sausages I bought some, does anyone else's miss a little bit of skin at the top?"