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Joke of the Day
"CNN admits to dating Fox News."
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"So I told my friend a joke about embroidery the other day... and the punchline had him in stitches!"
"What do you call phrases that Jews often say? Judaisms."
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"What does a meditating cow say? .ooOOOMMMMOOOOOooooo........"
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"What do you call a snail on a sail boat? A snailor"
"Went to Whole Foods today, because we needed $157 worth of pesto and breads that will be stale in an hour."
"Hey, women that breastfeed in public... What's with you not winking back?"