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Joke of the Day
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, you chauvinist asshole!"
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"You know what I like about high school girls? I will be back, rec time is over."
"Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?"
"Autoerrection has saved my life"
"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman"
"The Runaway Horse by Gay Topen"
"I don't know why I broke up with the gym... ..I guess we just weren't working out."
"If zombies ever do attack, I'll just skip coffee that morning. They'll leave me alone because they'll think I'm one of them."
"What did one testicle say to the other? ""Hey I hear your neighbor's a real dick"""