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Joke of the Day

"24 astronauts were born in Ohio. What is about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?"

"I've been thinking of getting into the warehousing business... I've heard it's blowing up in China"

"I like to use the Ouija board to pester my dead husbands."

"What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma? A karaoke!"

"No mom I won't go to ""night school,"" I already get what night is, it's that bullshit thing where the sun turns into the moon for a few hours"

"There are three types of people in this world... those who can count, and those who can't."

"Words can't possibly describe how beautiful you are... But numbers can 4/10"

"Why do credit cards not work in France? They don't understand the concept of charging."

"I'm the guy who invented the sandal for people with only one leg. It was a flop. Credit to 'flaggon' from sikipedia"

"What does an elephant use for a tampon? A sheep"