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Joke of the Day
"Racist jokes Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
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"Alcohol is an excellent solvent. It dissolves marriages, friendships and organs."
"-What are you drinking, son? -Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the ""es"" that was bothering everyone"
"Did you hear about the feminist light bulb? It empowers itself"
"I wish the Antiques Roadshow guy had just told me how much my swords were worth without getting all nosy about where the blood came from."
"Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday."
"In my opinion, reflex testing is pointless. I just don't find any value in knee jerk reactions."
"What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him? Get off me, homes!"
"Q: Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon? A: He wanted to see stars during the day."
"Why don't blind people skydive??? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs."