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Joke of the Day
"Are your parents Laptop memory? Cause you are SO DIMM."
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"True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own."
"Gluten Margarine, Reddit! That's Food-German for ""good morning""."
"This one time I farted in an Apple Store.. ...and everyone got mad. But, hey, it's not my problem they don't have *Windows*."
"A woman at Wal-mart said she was better than me. I told her to get off her high scooter."
"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur Traders"
"So the new Titanic 3D is out.......... Maybe they'll see the f*cking iceberg this time."
"I've quit my new job as a postman..... .....they handed me my first letter to deliver, I looked at it and thought: ""This isn't for me."""
"My wife accused me of fogging up our bathroom mirror But I really can't see myself doing that."
"What's the definition of relative humidity? Sweat on your balls when you're doing your sister."