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Joke of the Day
"Gluten Margarine, Reddit! That's Food-German for ""good morning""."
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"Jokes from a college student. How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence? The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow."
"Cigarette: Hey buddy. Me: I don't smoke anymore. Cigarette: But buddy. Me: NO. Cigarette: Buddy? Me: You do make a good point. Fine."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But, the trouble is getting them in there."
"What's a down-side of being a paedophile? You have to go to bed early."
"How will you know your sister has period? When you taste blood in your father's dick"
"An Irishman walks out of a bar... It could happen"
"Me: I love you..Marry Me! Burrito: I'm a Burrito..stop drinking."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasaurass."
"First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering"