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Joke of the Day
"[Offensive] I like my wine the way I like my Women... Nine years old and in the cellar."
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"A joke that never stops giving.... Your mom."
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"Most popular Who is the most popular guy in a nudist colony? The guy that can carry two pots of coffee and a dozen donuts. Who is the most popular girl? The girl that eats the last donut."
"Why did the girl walk past her crush twice? He didn't believe in love at first sight."
"Getting my dachshund teardrop tattoos & rebranding him Lil Wein."
"Someone called me ma'am today and all of my books turned to large print!"