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Joke of the Day

"A bird in the hand is worth nothing and is probably giving you duck AIDS. Put it back."

"Life with erectile dysfunction is hard But really it isn't."

"Yo mama so old That she's still carbon dating."

"How is God just like every other man? If you're not on your knees, he's not interested."

"08 What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!"

"Two prostitutes are discussing the hazards of their job One says, ""Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" ""No, but I've been slung around by the tits."""

"You can't run through a campground You can only ran, because it's past tents"

"My wife and I switched positions to make our night more exciting last night... so she sat on the couch and I washed dishes."

"What is all this #Brexit going around? When did Bromine decide to leave the periodic table?"

"What gets louder as its gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor."