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Joke of the Day

"When not in stores Republicans shop from a catalog. Democrats watch for ""incredible TV offers"" on late night television."

"What do you call a spouse of 30 years? A stalemate."

"What's the definition of gross? Two vampires fighting over a used tampon"

"How do Australians find sheep in the long grass? Irresistible..."

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE."

"Why did Adelle cross the road? To say hello from the other side."

"I heard you like bad boys? *jumps in pool after eating without waiting an hour* Sup."

"All these things that aren't boobs and candy are really starting to piss me off."

"Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls? Likud."

"Why don't Jewish cannibals eat Germans? Because they give them gas."