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Joke of the Day

"My wife is amazing in bed. She can fall asleep immediately no matter how loud the TV is on."

"Did you hear about the Furry who started frequenting SomethingAwful? Hare today, Goon tomorrow!"

"Girls can be so ungrateful, I made her breakfast in bed, & instead of saying ""Thank You"", she's all like ""How did you get into my house!"""

"Elephants being eliminated from Ringling Brothers performances. Did you hear the elephants are being eliminated from Ringling Brothers performances. They were told to pack their trunks."

"Yo Mama is old I told her to act her age and the bitch died"

"Every day, I hope I don't get bitten by a spider. I'm not afraid of spiders, I just don't want the responsibility of being a superhero."

"Jokes site,help! Time a go,i read about a site in which there are plenty of jokes in this subreddit..graphically,it was very minimal.Could someone help me?"

"What is space like without a space suit? Breathtaking"

"What do you call a fish without any eyes? Boneless chicken"

"My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer."