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Joke of the Day

"I love vending machines because I can see exactly where my food is coming from."

"What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway? Roy Jeep Biv"

"The thing about good music is.. ...its technically sound."

"John met god and God said ""John come forth and you will receive eternal light"" sadly John came fifth and won a toaster"

"""Rocky, come here, good boy. Sit down. Sit in the sofa...siiitttt!!!"" said Sean Connery."

"Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good? A: Put a nipple on it."

"I remember when you had to subscribe to Reader's Digest to read jokes this bad."

"Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas? Because everyone there hates integration."

"Cracked a joke about the Titanic. Went down well."

"A pig pen elected its own leader . . . Polled pork."