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Joke of the Day
"What has 9 arms and 10 legs? A Def Leppard."
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"My daughter, filling out a college app, called me at home to get my home number. Big shout out to the ex-wife for pissing in my gene pool."
"What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet? His Dookie Houser"
"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with five guys ? All she came back with was a red snapper."
"What do you call an Italian with no hands? Mute"
"COP: do you know why I pulled you over? COP'S WIFE: *now next to him on the couch* Because you're scared of the movie COP: Yes it's too real"
"I've always been really bad at telling jokes. I always manage to fuck up the punchline."
"I would make a joke about your mom but cows are holy in India"
"I got a job at a bakery today I kneaded the dough."
"What happened when the mexicans wife passed out on a hot day? He had a hispanic attack"