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"What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet? His Dookie Houser"
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"If Reza from the show ""Shah's of Sunset"" wrote a book... Would he call it, ""Memoirs of a Gay Shah?"""
"So a horse comes into a bar.. Wait... or was it a man. OK. so this horse comes into a man."
"Investment question If a leopard and a cheetah both had companies, which stock should you buy? A: The leopard's, because cheetahs never prosper."
"If Isaac Newton discovered gravity Why isn't he in the credits? (Crossposted from /r/shittyaskscience)"
"I once dated a model, but I always preferred the earlier versions. This particular one was not very user-friendly, she was high-maintenance and my friends would always borrow her for personal use."
"I sing like Sinatra and have the brain of Einstein. I think that's why girls call me Frankenstein."
"In a doggy style gang bang, do you call the woman ""dogging station""?"
"What's another term for anal bleaching? Changing your ring tone."
"Saw my mate wanking today oops that was meant to say 'Wayne King', damn auto correct."