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Joke of the Day
"What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet? His Dookie Houser"
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"Have you heard that there's a new mountain website? Really? I must take a peak at it!"
"I found a Squirtle in my pants & I'm not even playing Pokemon Go!"
"*I throw my hat into the ring* Oh you wanna fight do ya? *I throw my pants into the ring* Pal this is gettin' weird *I throw my skin into th"
"Men love when you kiss their neck.. Just not when they're driving And you're in the backseat. And they don't know you. Apparently."
"What's the Italian word for suppository? Innuendo"
"I just taught the dance floor a fucking lesson."
"""Election"" and ""erection"" actually have the same meaning. They're both about a dick rising to power."
"What did Jesus say to Mohammed...? What did Jesus say to Mohammed? 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return? 'How many did you take with you?'"
"Cleavage: The best popcorn catcher."