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Joke of the Day
"Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!"
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"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, You can hide, but you can't run."
"extremely suspicious that there's no information about brains that didn't come from a brain"
"Jesus: Listen guys, why has someone written 'nail appointment' in my diary? Judas: No idea, J. No idea."
"Take me with you! I shout to every airplane that flies over my house."
"Who called it death by autoerotic asphyxiation and not final fantasy"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ? Brian drain !"
"[steps off crosstrainer] ""Hey girl [out of breath, hands on knee] you like f-fitness? Cos I'm fitn--"" ""Shall I call an ambulance?"" ""Please."""
"Heard this one liner at work today Hey, why don't you go slip into something a little more comfortable.....like a coma!!!!!"
"I'm just a boy, standing in front of a printer wondering if he forgot to press something."