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Joke of the Day

"I know I'm supposed to be outraged about this whole NSA phone tapping scandal, but I've got to admit, its a little refreshing that after a decade of marriage, someone is finally listening to me."

"Kinda rude the way this hedgehog is running away from me when I'm trying to stick cheese on his spikes."

"I met Jesus once but he was kind of a dick He was all ""holier-than-thou"""

"It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July."

"Have you heard the joke about my penis? Nevermind, no one ever gets it."

"What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? ....Dam."

"So what kills a joke? The punch line . . ."

"How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!"

"Every time I eat a banana in public, a stranger offers me money to do it in private. I ate 32 bananas today & made $725. I have diarrhea."

"a little known fact A little known fact but 6 out of 7 dwarfs ain't Happy......"