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Joke of the Day
"If I ever lose my phone I want Liam Neeson looking for it"
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"Me: lets go get a drink! Friend: what's the occasion? Me: ... Friend: ... Me: I don't understand the question."
"Chemistry Joke I hate telling noble gas jokes there's never a reaction."
"How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month? What an Idiot."
"Gotta be tough for the guy somewhere who has to say ""yeah, she left me for Charles Manson."""
"""I'm hungry. Except for anything you made. There's no way I'm eating that."" - Kids"
"What is a suicide bombers worse fear? Dying alone..."
"I love horror movies until it's time to do laundry in the basement and I have to run up the stairs before a scary force pulls me back down."
"Here in California Catholics use non-fat, high fiber communion wafers. They call them ""I can't believe it's not Jesus"""
"What is ISIS' favourite OS? Windows XPlosion"