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Joke of the Day

"China is now entering sperm as contestants in Olympic swimming events, claiming they are of age."

"A: Have you heard that joke they don't tell retards? B: No, I don't think that I have. A: ""..."""

"Students are taking a sign language course. The teacher doesn't recognize one of them, and says ""Are you in this class?"" Student says, ""I'm auditing."" Teacher says, ""Then you're in the wrong class."""

"Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about how when you fall in love, it's best to just kill yourself."

"Joan Rivers is just like Soldier Field... She used to be a National Historical Landmark before all of the modifications."

"A neutron walks into a bar and asks: ""How much for a beer?"" The bartender replies: ""For you? No charge."""

"Why is China a communist country? Because nobody wants to hold an erection."

"[tv interview] I'm with Amy. Her house was damaged by the floods, how are you? [cut to Amy crying] MORE LIQUID IS THE LAST THING WE NEED AMY"

"Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done."

"NOBAMA I've been seeing a lot of these ""NOBAMA"" stickers recently and I find that I have to agree. I hate the crimson tide too."