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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail? A small medium at large"
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"Decided to announce that I'm gay today after being relieved of my constipation. It felt so good coming out."
"A woman says to her husband... A woman says to her husband, ""I'm sick and tired of you pushing me around, and talking behind my back."" The husband says, ""but honey you're in a wheelchair."""
"""Oh my god,"" said my wife, smiling, ""our boy's...kicking."" I said, ""Yes, that's generally how football works."""
"Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out? Because he had a Taipei personality."
"I don't care about heaven when I die I just want to know which words I used the most and how many bears I unknowingly walked by &other stats"
"What are a fedora tipper's three favorite pokemon? M'chop M'choke M'champ"
"What can't you hide in a basement full of dead hookers? My erection"
"Of course I like you, I gave you that roofie didn't I?"
"I really hate when people only put one word in their submissions title"