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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor? An elevator has a GF"
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"I don't feel bad ignoring the baby when she cries. If she really needs something, she should text me."
"Here's my impression of an average ELI5 post. ELI5 how do you post in ELI5?"
"You fake your smile daily, then judge people for getting a fake tan."
"What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower? Brainwashed."
"Cac mau ong ho nu ep mang en su sang trong quy phai cho chi em ong ho nu 2015"
"Who always wins at musical chairs? Rosa Parks"
"Sometimes I go on WebMD to see what I'm currently dying of."
"I was the Wikipedia of my school. People expected me to help with their homework, but completely ignored my constant requests for money."
"Do you know the difference between browsing Reddit and having sex? No? Well, keep on browsing Reddit."