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Joke of the Day
"Fun: text friend Are you alone right now? They go Yes. Then u text back LOL"
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"[Tim Burton tries baseball] COACH [rubs eyes]Got it now T: Yes C: Ok. Pitch T: A dark haunted tale starring Johnny De- C: I'm gonna kill him"
"You call what I just did walking into a wall. I call it looking for walls I can pass through and marking that one off the list."
"Why was the scarecrow promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
"If a stork symbolizes birth what type of bird symbolizes birth control? A swallow"
"Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!"
"If Trump wins the election and replaces President Obama... ...orange will be the new black."
"What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in? a girl from Jersey."
"So my girlfriend told me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter. Well, I've got some news for her."
"whats the worst thing about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven..."