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Joke of the Day

"What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas? IT'S A TARP!!!"

"""See you tomorrow""? I do NOT go to Wendy's every day, Wendy's Lady. Check yourself."

"I heard that there were a couple of jokes in the Bible, so I went to look for one myself... I found one in Genesis, but it wasn't that funny; it was the oldest joke in the book."

"What did Anna Freud let her underwear show? It was a Freudian slip"

"She's so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops."

"i don't think i can go back to a white president"

"Percentage of Childhood Obesity by U.S. State in 2011 x-post from /r/dataisbeautiful"

"Which female comedienne likes terrible punchlines? BaDum **Trish**."

"I'm a hard-core Greenbay Packers fan, and every time they score. I do the Lambeau leap into my staircase."

"Two cows were talking in a field.. One said to the other, ""Have you heard about that mad cow disease?"" The other says, ""Yeah, good thing we're penguins""."