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Joke of the Day
"Friends are like boobs, some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake."
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"I sent ten puns to an online contest... I was hoping at least one would win a prize but no pun in ten did."
"Read on r/todayilearned that Saint Ambrose was the first person to practice silent reading... ...which is crazy, because typically, Catholics never shut up about their favorite book."
"I used to copy Mitch Hedberg jokes and post them here. I still do, but I used to too..."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff ba dum tsssshhh"
"My dad told me to be the best I can be and to always be at the top I told him ""I am at the top ...... of a bell curve"""
"What's the difference between a dilapidated bus stop and a lobster with a breast implant? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean. Heard very recently and just had to share."
"Subway only exists because we're all too damn lazy to throw a sandwich together. ""Could you lay meat on that bread for me? Here's $8."""
"Saw a teen couple buying condoms in the pharmacy so I let my grandbaby run around their feet & whispered 'that's the brand my daughter used'"