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Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry, but I absolutely detest law firms that do pro bono work. I fucking hate U2."
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"Is the dog ending in Silent Hill 2 an easter egg? Or is it actually canine in the storyline?"
"A man says to his son: ""Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe""?"" ""You're not fooling me dad, a chair!!"" ""Not this time, your dog died."""
"Turns out telling a friend ""you're giving off a weird vibe tonight"" is not the most direct way to tell them they're on fire"
"What kind of database does a Pokedex use? PokeMongoDB"
"My mood ring was recently stolen. I'm not sure how I feel about it."
"Single men everywhere strain to make one major change this new year... their bed sheets."
"new antidepressant for lesbians has just been unveiled. Tricoxagan."
"ANAESTHETIST: Count backwards from 100 ME: 100..99..98 ME: ..3..2..1..um [looks round] now what? ANAESTHETIST [muffled] You have to find me"
"Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward? Because two Eds are better than one."