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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ? Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !"

"What's the difference between ""like"", ""love"" and ""showing off""? Spit, Swallow and Gargle."

"Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? The nearest ISOBAR!!"

"Why do all the trees in Kansas lean south? Because Oklahoma sucks."

"Why is Unidan's current account called UnidanX? It's his tenth alt account."

"How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero? 0K"

"I'm at my most Disney Princess when I fight with my stepfamily before drunkenly losing my shoe at a party."

"You say tomato I say gross"

"My left hand is dominant. Sometimes it spanks my right one."

"Browser joke What do we want? Chrome/Firefox: Faster internet! When do we want it? Internet explorer: Faster internet!"