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Joke of the Day

"I think they need to come out with an R rated Toy Story where the mom's sex toys all come to life too. The theme song should still be ""You got a friend in me""."

"Did you hear about the Brazilian guy who won the lottery? He is now a Brazilianaire."

"I'm sitting next to a beautiful woman at a bar so now it's only a matter of time before nothing happens."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your hole weak."

"If my African American father had an Asian name It would be So Long"

"A guy started Social Network rehab centre; It has no computers, no wifi, no mobiles, no tablets & no customers"

"Knock Knock *Who's there *The Kgb *The kgb who? *(Slaps person) we will ask the questions."

"Him: Would you like to have lunch sometime? Me: I like to have lunch every afternoon."

"1 in 3 Americans, weighs as much as the other 2...!!"

"What is a caterpillar afraid of? a dogerpillar. Sorry. It was so bad that I had to share it. Fuck you Laffy Taffy."