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Joke of the Day
"Giving co-workers the silent treatment by sending them blank emails."
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"I've never heard a good joke about islam... They've all been a bit shiite"
"""When I think of you, there are some capital gains in my pants."" - sexy accountant pickup lines"
"A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet."
"I still use my laptop to tweet. Also, I ride my horse through the shire to get to the blacksmith."
"""It says here that diarrhea is hereditary..."" It runs in your jeans Credit: @chillblinton"
"I'm not saying she's a slut but she's had more people inside her than the statue of liberty!"
"A dark sense of humor is like a hospital. Lots of sickness and occasionally dead babies."
"I wish I was as good at anything as Pitbull is at rhyming a word with itself."
"Bananas will never talk shit about you. Not because they don't have mouths....but because they respect the choices you make."