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Joke of the Day

"Some people, SOME damn people, only tell jokes with famous French people in the punch line... Deneuve! DeGaulle!"

"To be honest you were our third choice for this poisoner job but the other two got poiso... oh that was you, nice"

"If you want me to save a horse and ride a cowboy, you better spare a tree and eat a beaver."

"What's the most sensitive part of a man's body when masturbating? His ears."

"A little boy and his father are walking in a cemetery ...and come across a gravestone that reads ""here lies a lawyer and a good man"" The boy asks his father ""Dad, why did they bury 2 men in 1 grave?"""

"Julius Caesar goes into a bar... ... and asks for a martinus. Puzzled, the bartender asks, ""Do you mean a martini?"" ""No. Just one, please."""

"Porsche designer... the most overpaid job in the world"

"Spilling a beer... ...is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon."

"Hot Neighbor, you forgot to take your shirt off before mowing the lawn again. Come on. Our imaginary conversation about this was very clear."

"Want to play the rape game? ""Nope"" Ah, that's the spirit."