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Joke of the Day

"Use chemicals to remove polish nobody bats an eye Use chemicals to remove Polish and you are literally Hitler."

"I went to a wedding. The bride had something old, something new something borrowed...and the groom had something blew."

"I'm worried my dog will never find out who's a good boy."

"wut do u call it when the white guy is the top and the black guy is the bottom? society."

"What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him? Get off me holmes!"

"Raise the roof! The roof is on fire! Hit the club! Bust those moves! Burning the dance floor! - RL partying sounds so violent"

"I was going to go to Psychic School... ...But I couldn't afford the intuition fee."

"How does Moses make his tea? He brews it."

"An annoying part of life in the 80s was when you're already late and, once again, you gotta shoo away some sexy lady lying all over your car"

"Buzz: hey Neil where do cows come from? Neil: I dunno where Buzz: the moooon haha .. .. *single gunshot* Neil: uh Houston we have a problem"