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Joke of the Day
"Show me on this Georgia O'Keeffe painting where the bad man touched you."
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"Today may be the hottest day of the year but all the other days have nicer personalities."
"Instead of a blue or pink balloon for a gender reveal.. A piggy bank should be smashed revealing $1 for a boy or 78 cents for a girl."
"ME: I love the D HER:Why? ME:I love to lick them first HER:... ME:Then I love to swallow them HER:... ME:I love D Dunkin' Donuts Interview"
"If you're literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my obsession with pointing out doors to people, well, there's the door."
"How do you fit 20 Jews in a Cadillac? One in the driver's seat, one in the passenger, three in the back, and the rest in the ash tray."
"You know the best thing about Midgets? They are really down to earth people."
"What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done."
"How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America? About 1 thousand Iraqis."
"What do you call a dog that harasses kids? A pit bully!"