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Joke of the Day
"Women have eggs and milk in them... And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen."
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"Hey Girl, do you recycle? Because I'd love to crush that box and leave you by the curb tomorrow morning."
"What do you call a dirty Chinese crab? A crusty asian"
"The Worst Journey in the World by Helen Back"
"Good news / bad news The good news is - the other day, I found a really good porn site. The bad news is - all of the web pages are stuck together."
"My friend told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe"
"I got hit hard in the head with a can of 7up today... I'm alright though, it was a soft drink."
"I think the most ironic thing about irony is that it's not made of metal at all."
"Why can't Kim Kardashian find her asshole? He's on tour."
"I usually hate having long hair But I think it's growing on me."