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Joke of the Day

"I accept your apology. Can I borrow your phone? I need to cancel the hit I put out on you."

"I just found out that they offer college courses on how to be a janitor... Apparently it's some pretty tough shit."

"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."

"How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?? Slow down and grab some lube!!"

"A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar Now that's a sweet ass"

"Drake like his women like... I like my Mustang... 47 years old."

"What language does gay Jesus speak? Heblew"

"""This is mine"", he growled passionately into her ear. ""Are we clear?"" Breathlessly, she agreed. She wouldn't try to eat his nachos again."

"Are you all allright? No, you are all left"

"Where do most black people work? In jail"