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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when Daniel Craig has kinky sex? Bondage!"

"I call all dogs 'puppies', regardless of age. They like it."

"Doctor: Do you drink alcohol? Me: Why? What've you got?"

"Well son, your mom was the prettiest lady at that entire Gathering of the Juggalos, and I would've traded THREE wallet chains to be with her"

"What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker."

"How high are you? No officer, it's hi, how are you."

"A pig with wings walks into a bar. Stunned, the bartender says ""You can't bring food in here from another restaurant! Even if you are a cop!"""

"Ha ha A little bit ask his mom for a quarter she said for what he said for being good she said why don't you be good for nothing like your daddy. Lol"

"LPT: If you feel too cold, and can't afford central heating ...Just stand in a corner of your house. They are usually ~ 90"

"I hate being a prominent political figure. No-one wants to date a guy with aides."