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Joke of the Day

"Not sure if you'll like golf? Walk on a treadmill for four hours under a sun lamp then throw away $75 when you're done."

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a child, you're not going to like it as an adult."

"why are people scared of getting old you get motorized wheelchairs and giant barrels of drugs"

"What do you call a man under a pile of leaves? - Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years? Pete."

"I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones."

"If retards are supposed to be so stupid how come I have never seen one smoking?"

"There have been reports of very heavy shelling...... At the peanut factory."

"Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed!"

"I wanted to be a sky diving instructor... But it's not the kind of job you just fall in to."

"Apple is reinventing the wheel. It's going to be Revolutionary!"