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Joke of the Day

"My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60... Now hes 97 years old and we have no idea where he is..."

"Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color? M'genta"

"Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager."

"What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo? The leaf, the rope stops the emo."

"First white Muslims in Boston, now a 7'0"" gay black pro athlete. Narrow-minded conservatives everywhere are having a very confusing month."

"They finally came out with a white PS4! I mean the black one runs fast but it never works."

"So I went to the bar one night... and.. Wait what happened at the bar last night anyway?"

"Yet another Yo Mama joke Yo mama so dumb she thought ""Ping Pong Balls"" was a Chinese STD."

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary code and those who do not."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... *Free*."