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Joke of the Day
"Hear the one about the deaf man who went fishing? Neither did he."
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"Three maxi pads walk up to a bar... ...a large, medium and a small one. Which one is the first to say something to the bartender? None of them, they're all stuck up cunts."
"What does a beer say when it's cold? Buuuurrrrrr!!!"
"I don't know why I would want to ""Keep Up"" with them... I don't even know where Kardashia is. (geography's not my strong suit)"
"These boots. Were made. For Walken."
"What was the best part of being a blind smallpox inoculator in the 18th century? The great stories you get to read everyday."
"Tomorrow I'm gonna chase someone...like really run after them..screaming and everything."
"Did you hear the joke about the bees? Its a bit long to tell you now but I asure you it was very honey!"
"Why does a pony have a sore throat? Because it's a little hoarse."
"Last night I tried a new Thai restaurant. It was nice... They had a pick your own kitten cage on the counter."