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Joke of the Day
"Why couldnt the bike stand on its own? Because it was two tired!"
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"What do Japanese men do when they have erections? Vote."
"I found out that for months my kid has been throwing his poop at beehives. I sat him down and said, ""Son, it's time we talked about the turds and the bees."""
"What shark has the most privilege? A great white!"
"Whos the best jewish cook? Hitler......."
"Give A Man A Fish Give a man a fish and he'll say, ""This is incorrect; I ordered a Big Mac"". Teach a man how to fish and he'll say, ""What the fuck kind of McDonald's is this, anyway?"""
"Windows Vista That is all."
"What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEYE"
"My friend David lost his ID... Now we just call him Dave."
"A guy I know got bitten by a radioactive bedbug. He spent 3 weeks in a coma, but when he came round again he was able to fold a fitted sheet"