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Joke of the Day

"Why did Gateway computers go out of business? Because they led to stronger and addictive computers."

"This kitty has really overstayed its welcome. All hello and no goodbye."

"What's the most embarrassed tree in the forest? Oak wood."

"What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ? A mutt in a rut !"

"What do you call a Muslim on a plane. The pilot, you racist bitch."

"Hey man, settle an argument for me? ""Sure"" [handing him a sword] Great, he's just in there"

"Him: My voice is a little hoarse. Me: You have a pony?! Him: ... Me: ... Him: ... Me: I wish I had a pony. *pouts*"

"Hi everyone, are you all alright? No, you are all al-left."

"I'm devastated. My pet rat Elvis just died. He was caught in a trap"

"Dear women who just gave birth, Stop naming your child 'Khalessi'. Sincerely, The rest of the human race"